is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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