Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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