Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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