try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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