idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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