so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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