Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
