in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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