the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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