Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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