fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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