Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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