Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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