Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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