Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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