kristin has been a bad kristin
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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