Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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