You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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