youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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