i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
she looked like the before picture.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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