We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i think i have two assholes
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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