i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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