i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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