and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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