Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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