This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
