His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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