I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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