I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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