Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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