doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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