did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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