let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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