dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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