got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
