he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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