i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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