We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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