I want to stick my p in your. b.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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