I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We have so much sex to catch up on
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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