Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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