all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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