..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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