You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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