Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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