He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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