who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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