It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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