The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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