Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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