turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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