I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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