i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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