think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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