I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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