sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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