what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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