so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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