If i come over, it means nothing
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm at about main and main street
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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